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Mar 15 2009, 05:43 PM
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New to our ranks Group: Pending Posts: 20 Joined: 27-June 07 From: Jersey Shore Member No.: 4,818 Gender: Female Age: 34 |
Ok, so my b/f was in the very beginning stages of his cold. We saw a commercial for a product called Zicam. This product is supposed to, if used in the beginning stages of your cold, decrease the length and severity of it. (at this point I am thinking, darn!) It comes in several forms, one of which is a spray. It is also supposed to be used every 3 or 4 hours for the first 48 hours of the cold. Anyway, now that you have the background info, let me tell you about my experience.
We get home and he unwraps the Zicam and he shoots two sprays in each nostril. I walk out of the room and about 20 seconds later, I hear this HUGE, manly, congested sneeze. I mean like house-shaking. So I poke my head out of the bedroom and bless him. (tingle) About 20 seconds later, I hear another sneeze---same huge, manly, congested sneeze---hurrrassssshhhooooo! I am now at full attention. I slowly walk down the hall into the kitchen to see my b/f's face very red. His eyes are closed and his nostrils are flaring. His mouth is open and he has his tongue sticking out some. It's obvious to me that he is going to sneeze again. The buildup just won't stop. At one point he tries to get the sneeze to come by blowing air through his mouth and then quickly inhaling. That did it. The hugest sneeze yet exploded out of him...hurrrrrrashhhhooooo...followed by another quick hurrrrrashhhhoooooo! I say, "Awww...bless you baby!" And then he winds up for one more exhausting sneeze. Again the buildup is enormous and when he finally lets the sneeze go, it's the loudest yet...hurrrrrrrrrrashhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooo. So I say, "Gee, I thought the Zicam was supposed to make you feel better!" I give him some tissues and he blows his nose. Four hours later, I bring him his next dose of Zicam. Two sprays up each nostril and I am not even kidding when I say it was an exact repeat of the first performance!!!!! After 6 gigantic sneezes, he says, "Wow, something in this stuff sure gets me going, huh?" (gulp) The Zicam ultimately made his symptoms very light. That is, until he used the product and sneezed like this for two days...talk about Heaven!!! |
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Mar 15 2009, 09:26 PM
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I would write 500 posts... Group: Members Posts: 582 Joined: 14-July 08 From: Ontario, Canada Member No.: 7,910 Gender: Female Age: 35 |
*looking thru the couch for loose change for Zicam*
Thanks for sharing! -------------------- |
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Mar 15 2009, 09:31 PM
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![]() I would write 500 posts... Group: Members Posts: 539 Joined: 9-February 09 Member No.: 8,667 Gender: Female Age: 31 |
Wow amazing sneezes there!!!! Thanks for sharing
-------------------- I want a guy who I can run to with tears running down my face & the first thing he says is..........
Whose ass am I kickin Babe? Can also be found on You Tube as MsSneezles xxx I love to sneeze xxx |
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Mar 15 2009, 09:34 PM
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...and I would write 500 more! Group: Members Posts: 1,065 Joined: 9-March 06 From: USA Member No.: 2,668 Gender: Female Age: 24 |
I love when people talk about what's making them sneeze! Fantastic obs, you lucky gal!
-------------------- Lalena
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly! Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile! |
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Mar 15 2009, 09:47 PM
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Proclaimer Group: Members Posts: 217 Joined: 9-February 09 Member No.: 8,664 Gender: Female Age: 21! |
WOW!
Thanks for sharing & i have to go try the zicam stuff |
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Mar 15 2009, 10:43 PM
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![]() Proclaimer Group: Members Posts: 422 Joined: 16-January 09 Member No.: 8,563 Gender: Female Age: 19 |
haha nice obs. so hot.
seriously its weird that it affects us like that. with me, i usually do a triple....not like mads.... but still, lucky lucky you! -------------------- You know you love me. (and my sneezes!!)
your life is special - don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. allow yourself little luxuries from time to time....because life is just too short not to...live it up a little. |
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Mar 16 2009, 02:30 AM
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![]() Proclaimer Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 11-January 09 Member No.: 8,544 Gender: Female Age: 22 |
That sounds heavenly!
I'll have to remember to try some of that stuff! |
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Mar 16 2009, 11:30 PM
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Posting Graduate Group: Posters Posts: 85 Joined: 9-December 08 Member No.: 8,408 Gender: Female Age: 25 |
Omg. that is awesome! I could totally picture that in my head...my favorite sneezes ever are the ones with the long build-ups, pre-sneeze face, and enormous explosion. *drools* lucky you!
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Mar 17 2009, 09:39 AM
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Centurion Group: Posters Posts: 177 Joined: 24-July 05 Member No.: 2,025 Age: 24 |
Do be careful with Zicam. It has been linked to many cases of permanent nerve damage, causing loss of sense of smell and taste.
http://www.flupatrol.com/2006/12/13/debate...h-the-benefits/ http://tvjunkie.typepad.com/tvjunkie/2007/...e-smack-da.html I wouldn't risk 'playing' with this - imagine never being able to taste your food properly again! This post has been edited by a_nonny_mouse: Mar 17 2009, 09:46 AM -------------------- The Language of Sneezing: http://sneeze.dreamhosters.com
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