A high pollen count..
Posted 16 April 2008 - 06:05 AM
We continue the small talk, but A is sniffing more, until he gets up, excuses himself and bolts ( I mean, he RAN, outside). I was a bit dumbfounded to say the least and I gave En a look, he shrugged and said, "Most likely...he's sneezing."
Well then...we have to go look now, don't we?
En smiled at me, as if he knew exactly what I was doing, and I went outside.
Immediatly I heard, "Nigkst!" and I saw A, standing a few paces off down the hall, he had his back to me. I got a little closer, but they way the hall was situated, I could hear the echo...meaning that A is not too smart if he really doesn't want to be heard. He sniffed and look ready to turn when he tensed, his shoulders shook slightly, and he sniffed a few times. Then...buildup...I was dying...
"haa...hahuh....aaahhh..." His head started going back slightly and I really wished I had a better angle as he paused and shook his head kind of.
"huhaaahhh...a-hahaahhh..hih-[niskgt!" He stifled and sniffed but then the wind picked up in his direction, most likely redoing all that beautiful damage. He tried to stifle but failed and I will try to put this as I heard it::
"hihaaahhh-nigKATSCHOO!" Almost immediatly afterwords his head went back again and he sneezed three times very rapidly,
"Ha-KISTCH! Haaah-TSCHOO! KA-TCSHOO!" he sighed and then En came out and handed him a tissue, and we both blessed him profusely. A walked past me and smiled slightly.
"I sure hope you enjoyed that."
"Of course lovely." I playfully tapped the bridge of his nose and watched him shudder, his eyes fluttered and he snarled at me as he raised the tissue to his face.
"Buh-basaahhcTHOO! Bastard. I know where you sleep."
...gotta watch my back *ninjas away*
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*feigns heroic pose*
Full of fail...
He got me back though, with honey in my shampoo...grr.