Ah, Fake Sneezing
Posted 22 May 2008 - 02:07 PM
I'm not one to toot my own horn, but with just a little practice, I've become the fake-sneeze equivalent of a black belt or a gold medalist. ( Wouldn't it be great if there were medals for that kind of thing? ) My fake sneezes sound almost exactly like my real ones! Anyone else have fake-sneeze experiences?
Posted 22 May 2008 - 02:15 PM
That would be cool if there were metals for it...but I think I would be the fake sneezer that is always on the bench and doesn't compete. HAHA.
Posted 22 May 2008 - 05:25 PM
anyway, my bf has learned to fake sneezes so well that I'm nearly starting to prefer his fakes ones!! they're so real that everyone blesses him all the times when he sneezes! And he doesn't just sneeze and that's it, he does the hicking, the pre-sneeze face and then sneezes into a tissue or in his hands, then when he finishes he does the confused look and rubs his nose.
Posted 22 May 2008 - 05:43 PM
What really sucks though is that my on command sneezes are not nearly as satisfying as my natural ones. I've tried to do it when I've had false starts and it really didn't do anything to help the itch. Who knows, maybe the on command sneezes would get more satisfying if I practiced it more, but for now the only real purpose they have is for teasing my SO.
Edited by Kythe, 22 May 2008 - 05:45 PM.
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Edited by chui, 23 May 2008 - 04:00 AM.
Posted 23 May 2008 - 04:03 AM
i love to fake sneeze in front of my classes. i teach in front of the best old dusty chalkboard ever...and i get a false start every few hours. so...i just...finish it.... (im a total blessing-whore) i guess ive gotten better at it, since i almost always get a reaction. but i wouldnt say im a black belt yet...probably just a brown belt
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Posted 29 July 2008 - 03:22 AM
Thus far, no one has been able to tell my fake sneezes from my induced or natural sneezes. I guess that means I'm kind of good at it.
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Posted 30 July 2008 - 03:31 AM
We'll have to practice together