Dwight: Hey, idiot.
Jim: Dwight.
Dwight: What are you doing? You may think that because you're "second in command" you can slack off, but I will report you to Michael.
Jim: You'll report me for...looking at Pam?
Dwight: (Realizing it's stupid) We- ...Yes.
Jim: Okay, Dwight. I'll be sure to only look around on my break.
[Five minutes later.]
Jim: Hey, Dwight?
(He looks up to Jim.)
Dwight: Yes, J-
Jim: Don't look at me!! Jeez, Dwight. That is a sickening waste of company time. (Smirks at camera) ...Despicable.
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Receptionitis15: Hey!
JIM334: Hi, how's it going at reception?
Receptionitis15: It's riveting. :-P How's your day?
JIM334: Great, so far.
Receptionitis15: Really?
JIM334: Nope. As terrible as the rest
Receptionitis15: I'm right there with you, babe!
Jim read this message again. And again. And again. He imagined what it would be like if she'd actually meant it. He thought about what it'd be like if he could openly grin after seeing her screen name appear on his lonely desktop. He was going to tell her. He was going to march up to reception right now and spill his heart out. And, before she'd even have the time to respond, he'd kiss her. And sweep her off her feet. And-
Receptionitis15: You still there?
JIM334: Yeah. Just checking email. Sorry.
Receptionitis15: No problem. Get back to work, Halpert. :-)
JIM334: Look who's talking, Beesley!
Receptionitis15: :-D
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Michael: Okay, troops. Conference room, please. Toby has something stupid to tell us about "sexual harrassment" or...I don't know. Bologna that corporate comes up with, right?
Snickers could be heard echoing around the room. They all hated these meetings and for multiple reasons. But Jim looked at is as less time working and more time away from Dwight.
Pam: Wait up!
Jim: Come on, Beesley. You don't wanna miss this one.
Pam: Please...I'm just worried about being uncomfortable in my chair when I drift off.
Jim: Nice.
The employees trudged into the small room and, one by one, filed into the rows of standard office chairs. As luck would have it, Jim and Pam were the last two to arrive, earning two seats in the back row, which they had all to themselves.
Toby stood up in front of the group and began to spout off the generic bull that corporate fed them every quarter. As if they couldn't all recite this crap in their sleep anymore. The meeting crawled on for 15 minutes. 20. 45. By the time the hour mark was reached, Pam had in fact dozed off, her head leaning ever so slightly against Jim's comforting shoulder. He savored this type of closeness they were able to share. He watched her sleep, determined not to wake her from her peaceful state. Until he felt an all too familiar tickle in the back of his nose. He slowly reached up and rubbed it away, but to no avail. Within seconds, the itch returned. Jim tried his hardest to relieve his nose of the tickle, but his rubbing was doing nothing but egging it on. He fought back against his body's better judgement, trying to hold in his quietly hitching breaths. His nostrils were quivering with the need to be relieved, but he couldn't bring himself to wake her. He slowly brought his hand up to his burning nose and clamped his thumb and forefinger over it. He looked up at the glaring flourescent bulbs and coaxed out the tiny segment that was still holding on. He tried his hardest to hold back, but his body gave a tiny jerk forward, accompanied by the muffled noises of a determined sneeze: "Nnnggtsh." He let go and exhaled, alleviating the pressure that he'd built in his sinuses. He gave a tiny tilt of his head to check on Pam who, to his delight, had remained asleep. He was thrilled and celebrated this tiny victory with a smile, but was interrupted by another need to sneeze. Speeding up his procedure, Jim grasped his nose once again, his eyes fluttering with irritation. His chest gave one more jerk forward and he let out another: "Nnggxxktshhhh."
Pam: Bless you.
She whispered to him softly, just waking up from her nap. His eyes fell, disappointed.
Jim: Thanks. I tried not to wake you but-
Pam: It's okay. Not your fault.
And with that, she leaned her head back against him, closed her eyes, and continued on in the comfort of her friend.
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After the meeting, the conference room slowly emptied, Jim and Pam again being the last to return to their work space.
Jim: So, you kinda fell asleep there, huh?
Pam: Haha, yeah, sorry about that.
She looked away and blushed. He loved it when she blushed.
Jim: No, don't worry about it. It was my own little game...not waking you.
Pam: Well, I'm glad I was able to help you stay amused for the-what was it, 8 hours we were in there?
They both laughed and parted to sit at their own desks. Jim's mind was still reeling over what has just happened. She had fallen asleep on him. It wasn't much, but to Jim, moments that "weren't much" with Pam were moments that meant the most.
He got to his work, shocking even himself by being so diligent. Clients were called, emails were sent. His day went on as usual. The only variable was Jim's uncharacteristically itchy nose today. He had to rub at it several times an hour just to prevent an irritating tickle. Right after lunch, though, Jim could hardly fend off these episodes anymore. He needed to let his nose feel the relief it wanted or else he might implode. He felt a tickle right at the tip of his nose and let it go. It went nowhere, but left Jim unsatisfied. Over the next hour, the tickly sensations in his nose amounted to nothing that he'd expected: in fact, they'd amounted to nothing at all. He finally felt an itch much deeper than the rest, starting in his sinuses and working it's way ito the back of his nose where it teased him. He took slow breaths in and out of his nose, staring at the light. It came and went, came and went. Finally, he'd had it. He closed his eyes and focused on that sneeze. He felt the tickle buld and build and he was dying for the relief to follow. His eyes watered and he took a final deep breath in. He bent his elbow and buried his face into the crook of his arm: "HAAII-TSCHOOO! TSSHOOOOO!"
Receptionitis15: Bless you!!
JIM334: Thanks Beesley.
Receptionitis15: You okay?
JIM334: Of course.
Receptionitis15: I have tissues.
JIM334: I'm good thanks.
Receptionitis15: Alright. I'm going to keep an eye on you, James. :-)
JIM334: I'm fine. Promise.
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Jim: I know, so stupid.
Pam: Haha, you've never even seen it!
Jim: I don't need to. I can just tell.
Pam: You're so full of it.
Jim: I'm not! ....hold o-on. HARR-TSHHHOEEI. HAAH-KHIIIOOO.
Pam: Bless you!
Jim: Thanks.
Pam: Why so sneezy today, Halpert?
Jim: I'm not.
Pam: You are! This is like the tenth time you've sneezed today!
Jim: Oh, please. Sometimes I listen to you up here all day; (Jokingly imitating her) 'Ha-tchi! Atchiiew!'
Pam: (Laughing) Shut up, I don't sound like that.
Jim: You certainly do.
Pam: Okay, I do. (They both laugh.) Well, I have allergies. You don't. What's up?
Jim: I don't know, Pam. I'm fine, honest.
Pam: You're getting sick, I can tell.
Jim: I'm not! And even if I am, don't worry about me, okay?
Pam: Fine. You're so stubborn. (She turns to her computer, giggling.)
Jim: Be- Bees...
(She quickly grabs the box of tissues in front of her computer and offers one to Jim.)
Jim: AHHHT-MMPHHHCHOOO. CHMPHHH-HOOO. AhhhAHTSHIIOOO.
Pam: Bles- No. (Smiling.) You don't get one.
Jim: Thank you, Pam.
Pam: I didn't say it!
Jim: You wanted to.
Pam: Whatever, Jim. What are you up to tonight?
Jim: Umm..oh! Going out with Katy. We're going bowling.
Pam: Sounds like a blast.
Jim: What about you, Beesley?
Pam: Probably nothing. Roy's out of town visiting his sister, so...
Jim: Oh, well...I mean you can come with us.
Pam: Oh, no. I can't, it's your date-
Jim: No, I insist. Katy really likes you anyway. It'll be fun.
Pam: Okay, Jim. Thanks.
Jim: No problem. (He turns to go back to his desk.)
Pam: Hey, Jim.
Jim: Yeah?
Pam: Bless you.
Jim: (Laughs.) Thanks.
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