"Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have become paparazzi targets whose every sneeze becomes tabloid-news fodder."
"Every time Robert Pattinson sneezes, it seems like 12 supermarket tabloids run a cover story." (I WISH!!!
"I googled her name before and all I got was a role play character on some... sneeze fetish forum? o__O (Apparently Robert Pattinson's sneezes are incredibly cute? x.x)" (Haha, this one's actually funny!
"These days it seems Robert Pattinson could sneeze and eBay the tissue for a few grand." (And I know some people would buy it! :laugh)
"The hype has made the plot seem rather cliched, they are bored of hearing tabloid reports of every sneeze Robert Pattinson makes (even if they are very pretty sneezes indeed!) and critics argue the vampire angle has all been done before and better." (What reports??? There isn't one stinking report!!!
I just want to yell, "Stop joking!!! Can't you see how cruel it is to talk about this stuff in jest, when there are people, who would kill to hear him sneeze???!!!"
